The Secret Password

A man wants to enter a private club, but the main door is guarded by a doorman who only lets people in who know the right password. The man hides in the bushes near the door and listens.

One patron approaches the doorman, who says, "12."
The patron replies, "6," and the doorman lets him in.

Another patron approaches the doorman who says, "6."
The patron replies, "3," and the doorman lets him in.

Thinking he has the code figures out, the man approaches the doorman.
The doorman says, "8," and the man replies, "4."
"I'm sorry sir," the doorman says, "This is a private club and only members are allowed."

What did the man do wrong?

Posted by Sammy's Dad on October 14, 2008.

Unique Distance

It takes three days to go from X to Y, but four days to go from Y to X.

Can you think of X and Y ?

Brother

two men meet in a field. The first dosent know the second, but the second is positive that the first is his brother.

how is this so?

Golden Apple

In a marble hall white as milk
Lined with skin as soft as silk
Within a fountain crystal-clear
A golden apple doth appear.
No doors there are to this stronghold,
Yet thieves break in to steal its gold.

Riddle

A guy lives in the 25th floor of a big building
Every morning after he finishes getting ready
he enters the elevator, presses the '1' button to get to the first floor
so he can go to work.
The thing is, when he comes back from work and enters the elevator,
he presses the '19' button, then gets out and goes up to the 25th floor using the stairs.
Why does he do it?

Tip: he doesn't want to excercise or anything of that style.

Puzzle of life

A simple question: Why do nuns have flat hair?

Poor Farmer

"You have four straight fencing of one yard, two yards, three yards, and four yards", "What ever area you can enclose in those four will be yours" said the King. The poor Farmer, if only he had listened to his maths teacher could have maximized this opportunity. Luckily he came to ToM. Now only YOU can help. Will you ?

* Assume: Nothing

A boy or a Girl

A newborn duckling just have been hatched.
How you determined which is a boy and which
is a girl???



By:Ripper2nite

What am I ?

Hint: I'm an object.

I wish I was black.
Blacks can glide through with speed and agility.
We browns can be much sharper than the blacks,
but not always.
We browns are less likely to bust
a cap because we have no cap to bust.
We are usually shorter than blacks but not always.
We get smaller with age.
The stereotypes are terrible for the browns just
because we travel in bulk and work at low prices.
We're not as strong as the blacks.
We have the advantage of covering our tracks in
white territory; the blacks are too messy.
We both are scared of the whites out
and most don't mind getting "high lit."
We both are made for doing lines.
Without us the whites would be blank of idea



So what am I???



By:Ripper2nite

Vehicles

Which is older???A car or A motorcycle???

By:Ripper2nite