Monday, March 3, 2008

Lazy Lady

A woman rides the bus to the market. There is a bus stop on both sides of the store; one is 100 feet from the store's door and the other is 50 feet from it. This lady is overweight, unhealthy and extremely lazy, yet every time she goes to the market, she gets off of the bus at the stop 100 feet away, then walks the 100 feet to the store. When done shopping, she walks to the stop only 50 feet from the store.

Why does she walk this extra 50 feet upon here arrival?

- by codycharron

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Blogger Stezy said...

Ok, so just for answer reasons lets say the lady lives on the south end of town, the northbound bus stops at the stop thats 100 ft away from the store, but the other stop is a southbound bus, which she will take home.

She may be fat and lazy, but it just doesn't seem practical that she'd take a bus all the way one direction to the end of the line, then back home. So I think that the two stops are on opposite sides of the road.

However I do kinda hope I'm wrong, because that would be a pretty lame answer... I iz now curious

March 4, 2008 2:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The store is on a hill. The first stop is thr hightest and so on. She is walking down hill.

March 4, 2008 6:33 AM  
Anonymous codycharron said...

a hill indeed!

March 4, 2008 7:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the road is 50ft wide, and the buses run in different directions, the first bus goes one way drops the lady off on the wrong side of the road, so she needs to cross it,
the other stop picks her up on the same side of the road as the store ........ but i like the idea of the store being on a hill ..... oh well ....... oh but she goes to the market so why would she walk to the store???? ..... hmmmmmmm somethings wrong there.....tee hee

March 4, 2008 8:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

buses have to go in opp directon if one bus is going north the other one has to go south that how tranportation works now the street must be the store is 100ft from the stop going away from her home the bus that goes 2 her house is 50ft from the store

March 4, 2008 1:59 PM  
Anonymous mmlauser said...

She wants to lose weight.

March 5, 2008 11:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I label myself as being fat and lazy. I know from experience I would get off the bus and walk the 100 feet to begin with. Then walk through the store. Saving the shortest walk to the bus, for when I am really tired. It says she is fat and lazy. Not fat, lazy, and stupid!

March 5, 2008 11:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I label myself as being fat and lazy. I know from experience I would get off the bus and walk the 100 feet to begin with. Then walk through the store. Saving the shortest walk to the bus, for when I am really tired. It says she is fat and lazy. Not fat, lazy, and stupid!

March 5, 2008 11:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she is impatient and wants to get off at the 1st stop

March 8, 2008 4:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's too lazy to go out the other door.

March 9, 2008 8:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the bus only takes her to the store, but the other bus can take her home?

March 11, 2008 9:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the bus only takes her to the store, but the other bus can take her home?

March 11, 2008 9:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The market is on somewhere on a hill the up or down side don't matter. She is fat,lazy and so but smart. Why walk the longer distance with heavy bags of grocery. Just more weight to carry around.

March 11, 2008 1:25 PM  

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