11. 1 to get the lightbulb, another to get the ladder, 2 to cook the pizza, 4 to get the girrafe, one to prime the chainsaw, and 2 to balance the taxes. (0.o)
1 to hold the light bulb, 48 to lift the house and turn it in a clockwise direction, 1 to lift the lightbulb holder and spin him in a counter-clockwise direction, keeping him stationary in relation to the Earth while the bulb screws into the socket, as Salvador Dali paints a picture of the spinning house with pocket watches dripping off the roof, porch, and steps.
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2, no idea why...its a guess =P
11. 1 to get the lightbulb, another to get the ladder, 2 to cook the pizza, 4 to get the girrafe, one to prime the chainsaw, and 2 to balance the taxes. (0.o)
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1 to hold the light bulb,
48 to lift the house and turn it in a clockwise direction,
1 to lift the lightbulb holder and spin him in a counter-clockwise direction, keeping him stationary in relation to the Earth while the bulb screws into the socket,
as Salvador Dali paints a picture of the spinning house with pocket watches dripping off the roof, porch, and steps.
hehe, rob...you have the genious gene lol.
Zero!!
(assuming of course that surrealists prefer painting in the dark)
[in an earthquake zone]
{on really windy days so there subjects are moving quickly}
i've hear this one before but I can't remember the answer, but it did have something to do with a giraffe, a bathtub, and i think an alarm clock
10 Aardvarks and a rubber razor blade.
Surreal enough for you?
How do the Surrealists get into the light bulb in the first place?
"How do the Surrealists get into the light bulb in the first place?"
HAHAHAHA THATS FUNNY i like that comment :)
I know this one. It's 7. 3 to hold the giraffe and 4 to put the clocks in the bathtub.
15. One to screw it in and 14 to talk about how the lightbulb represents corporate america
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