Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Surrealism

How many Surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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11 Comments:

Anonymous miniman said...

2, no idea why...its a guess =P

March 4, 2008 4:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11. 1 to get the lightbulb, another to get the ladder, 2 to cook the pizza, 4 to get the girrafe, one to prime the chainsaw, and 2 to balance the taxes. (0.o)

March 4, 2008 4:56 PM  
Anonymous Rob said...

XX-

1 to hold the light bulb,
48 to lift the house and turn it in a clockwise direction,
1 to lift the lightbulb holder and spin him in a counter-clockwise direction, keeping him stationary in relation to the Earth while the bulb screws into the socket,
as Salvador Dali paints a picture of the spinning house with pocket watches dripping off the roof, porch, and steps.

March 4, 2008 5:19 PM  
Anonymous miniman said...

hehe, rob...you have the genious gene lol.

March 4, 2008 7:14 PM  
Anonymous Patrick A. said...

Zero!!

(assuming of course that surrealists prefer painting in the dark)

[in an earthquake zone]

{on really windy days so there subjects are moving quickly}

March 4, 2008 7:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i've hear this one before but I can't remember the answer, but it did have something to do with a giraffe, a bathtub, and i think an alarm clock

March 5, 2008 4:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10 Aardvarks and a rubber razor blade.

Surreal enough for you?

March 5, 2008 4:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do the Surrealists get into the light bulb in the first place?

March 7, 2008 8:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"How do the Surrealists get into the light bulb in the first place?"

HAHAHAHA THATS FUNNY i like that comment :)

March 8, 2008 8:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know this one. It's 7. 3 to hold the giraffe and 4 to put the clocks in the bathtub.

March 8, 2008 1:45 PM  
Blogger Eric said...

15. One to screw it in and 14 to talk about how the lightbulb represents corporate america

March 9, 2008 6:40 PM  

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