Monday, April 7, 2008

Adam & Eve

An explorer comes across two bodies frozen in ice that are perfectly preserved. He takes them to his laboratory, thaws them out and examines them thoroughly. He claims to know beyond any doubt that the bodies are Adam and Eve. How can he be so sure?

Ross Fraser

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8 Comments:

Blogger Eric said...

the answer is that they had no belly buttons, because they were not born from a person

With regards

Person who hates people that run programs on number questions.

April 7, 2008 7:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yea i heard this one before and eric got it right

they were first so no belly button

April 7, 2008 9:06 PM  
Anonymous Jamis said...

i would have also taken note of the fig leaves on their "groinal region"
most people after them used animal skins....

April 7, 2008 9:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

because they had photo ID on them.

it doesnt say how old the bodies where and it doesn't say "adam and eve, from the bible"

April 8, 2008 12:13 AM  
Anonymous E_Lie said...

The Creation story says Adam gave one of his ribs to make Eve, so if you opened him up, he'd be missing a rib.

And the belly button thing makes sense too.

April 8, 2008 12:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i thought it was because they were naked, i mean they were found frozen in ice

but the belly button answer makes sense

-kyle

April 8, 2008 3:15 PM  
Blogger Timothy said...

because he imagined them into being in the first place. There is no other way to know.

April 12, 2008 1:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They thawed and became alive again because they're awesome and they ahd a conversation.

could of had one of those name tags that says: Hello my name is ______
because it doesnt say that god didnt create a sticker for them

December 8, 2008 7:30 PM  

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