Monday, April 21, 2008

Stupid cat

If a cat can jump 5 feet high, then why can't it jump through a 3 foot high window?

This has a very stupid answer heehee :P

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12 Comments:

Anonymous aramil_xiloscient_alpha said...

The window is closed.

April 21, 2008 1:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is a three feet high window one which is three feet from top to bottom? If so it could be over five feet from the floor and hence the cat couldn't reach it.
If a three feet high window is three feet from the ground, then it could be too short for the cat to get through, e.g. one inch from top to bottom. (Or closed).
Chris

April 21, 2008 3:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because it knows the excruciating "pane" it would have if it did?

I think the two answers above pretty much answer the question.
-Deep

April 21, 2008 7:15 AM  
Blogger Tiaan said...

Cause then he would fall out of a 5 story building.

April 21, 2008 1:18 PM  
Anonymous julia said...

i agree with the first one
it's obiviouse
the window was closed

April 21, 2008 2:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the cat on runs on a mac... its not compatible with the window...

April 21, 2008 9:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OR MAYBE!!!!!!!!! by 5 feet, you really mean 10 foot because it's 1 foot, 2 feet... you don't have 1 feet... meaning the cat can't jump through it if it's 10 foot and not 3... wait, what's the question again?

April 21, 2008 10:41 PM  
Anonymous Jamis said...

maybe the cat has severe mental issues and when it jumps, it HAS to jump 5 feet... and the window is less that 2 feet tall, because the owners of the cats are hobbits.... hobbits living in a 10 billion story building.... near the top... so the cat would have to be equally retarded to jump out the window, as it would smash the glass, suck the air out and before they could quarantine the top floors so not too many people would die, the lack of air would surely kill them all, as well as the cat, unless its a super being with out a need for air, in which case the hobbits in the building would have engineered this for themselves and not need air meaning this entire situation from the beginning to the end is absolutely pointless...

if you planned on spending a minute to read this, and half an hour trying to think of the deep meaning, I'm going to go ahead and save you the trouble by saying i made it up as i went along, as i am with this...


on that note, i leave you,

Have a very swell life, I will probably never have the pleasure, or displeasure, of meeting you.


-Jamis

April 21, 2008 11:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so you mean its in space
???

April 23, 2008 5:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the cat could be too fat to fit through the window or the window is 3 foot off the ground and is only 1 inch by 1 inch so it is too small for the cat to fit through.

April 28, 2008 6:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because when the cat finnaly figured out how to jump through the window it forget how to land on its feet and broke its legs in the middle of the street when a car came rushing by only to miss the cat by inches when a german shepard jumped out of the car rushing towards the cat but was abducted by aliens and dropped off at Tom Cruises house, when a wormhole opened up iside the dogs chest reversing time so that the world was forever stuck in the same five seconds in which this all happened. (after the dog was abducted the cat was squashed but used its next six lives getting from under the wheels of the 18 wheeler, and back up into the appartment from which it fell, ending the cycle)(but the dog doesn't know that)

May 1, 2008 6:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because the bottom of the 3' tall window is more than 5' off the ground.

duh.

August 2, 2008 5:23 PM  

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