Thursday, April 3, 2008

What The Doctor Said

A man goes to the doctor complaining about stomach problems. The doctor asks him what he's been eating.
  "I only eat pool balls," he says.
"Red ones for breakfast, yellow and orange ones for lunch, blue for afternoon snacks, and purple and black for dinner."
  "I see the problem," says the doctor.

"..........."

What did the doctor said ?

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17 Comments:

Anonymous Nuno Albuquerque said...

I think he said:

"You are missing the white ball, without it the other balls are just standing there and don't get potted"

But it's just a guess, this never happened to me!

April 3, 2008 3:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe this is to obvious to be correct, but I think the doctor said
"there isn't any nutrition in pool balls, and they're bad for digestion. My solution: eat real food instead of pool balls."

April 3, 2008 8:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're not eating enough greens

April 3, 2008 8:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yh not enuff greens

April 3, 2008 9:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the doctor is the one that was eating the pool balls, its basic grammar

April 3, 2008 11:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The doctor said, "Sir,your problem is, You have too many balls!!

April 3, 2008 7:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he said u are racist because he is balck balls and not white

April 3, 2008 8:52 PM  
Anonymous CodyC said...

i think i finally got one!!!


Doc. advised him to "cut down on the solids!


1-8 are solid colored, 9-15 are stripes

April 3, 2008 10:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eat more Greens!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. i AM ONLY COPYIN WAT OTHER PEOPLE SAID!!!!!!!!!!
pps.(!!!!!!!!!!!!{!!!![!!]!!}!)

April 4, 2008 10:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

im just gonna throw out the idea of not eating pool balls i mean those things are huge how the heck is he eating them? does he cut them first ? does he eat them with like ketchup or something ?

April 4, 2008 10:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i thought snooker balls were the coloured ones, and pool balls were just spots and stripes.
so maybe the doctors said 'you've been eating the wrong balls'?

April 4, 2008 2:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"what have you been eating" and "i see the problem"

April 4, 2008 9:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

black should be green

April 6, 2008 7:53 PM  
Anonymous Mfbabin said...

I think it went somthing like this:

"WTF!?! Why the hell are you eating pool balls!?! Are you f*cking Nut's!?!?! No sh*t you stomach Hurts!!! Eat more People food!!!"

it's guess a guess thought

April 7, 2008 5:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God Damn It!!! Rajesh quit posting these questions if your not going to give the answer!!!!!! it pisses everyone off!!!

May 14, 2008 7:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll answer then since rajesh wont the real answer is "You're not getting enough greens." I looked it up on google!!!
-K2

May 14, 2008 7:39 PM  
Blogger Rajesh Lal said...

ANSWER
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You're not getting enough greens

GOT RIGHT
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Third anonymous and K2 got it right

May 15, 2008 8:35 AM  

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