Thursday, October 9, 2008

What am I ?

Hint: I'm an object.

I wish I was black.
Blacks can glide through with speed and agility.
We browns can be much sharper than the blacks,
but not always.
We browns are less likely to bust
a cap because we have no cap to bust.
We are usually shorter than blacks but not always.
We get smaller with age.
The stereotypes are terrible for the browns just
because we travel in bulk and work at low prices.
We're not as strong as the blacks.
We have the advantage of covering our tracks in
white territory; the blacks are too messy.
We both are scared of the whites out
and most don't mind getting "high lit."
We both are made for doing lines.
Without us the whites would be blank of idea



So what am I???



By:Ripper2nite

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14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

a pencil

October 9, 2008 6:41 AM  
Blogger pramsay13 said...

I think you are making a very important point about our society, and how we have moved to a more integrated community.

October 9, 2008 6:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought it was a pencil till it said i wish i was black....WE BROWNS... so i started thinking a brown crayon....and the blacks are pencils...? idk

October 9, 2008 11:46 AM  
Blogger Kyle said...

the browns are pencils and the blacks are pens

October 9, 2008 1:43 PM  
Anonymous heavenhangover said...

Brown and black are majic markers. The white is white out-that's why they're scared of the whites- they're afraid they'll be "whited out"

October 9, 2008 8:47 PM  
Anonymous g gazoo said...

ok it is a cliche for society the way its written however the answer is a brown pencilcrayon hence it gets shorter with age and it can be sharper than a messy black magic marker so its written by a brown pencilcrayon wishing it was a black magic marker.

October 10, 2008 12:21 PM  
Anonymous huzzy said...

white is an eraser.
brown is a pencil for sure because we buy wooden pencils in packs like 10 or 20 and they are relatively cheap compared to pens. plus it said 'covering our tracks' meaning the erasing it from the eraser of the pencil.

October 10, 2008 4:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i thought it was a syberian huskey.. a brown one.. and a black one.. but i didnjt really read the whole thing.. white being white outs when the artic or wherever has a white out, you cant see anything, but idk

October 11, 2008 11:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

brown is a pencil
black is a pen
white is paper

October 12, 2008 8:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no black and brown are both pencils brown being a regular pencil black being what they call a chinese marker it is a charcoal pencil that is quite messy and it cant be erased so you have to white it out

October 12, 2008 8:48 PM  
OpenID jennylbennyxx said...

i thought they were talking about trains but i dont know why the other answers were much better than mine

October 22, 2008 3:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think its a piece of shit.

October 25, 2008 6:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it is a marker

October 25, 2008 10:05 PM  
Anonymous GaaraoftheSand said...

I think browm= pencil and its a fraid of paper because if it writes, it will be worn down.

October 26, 2008 9:03 AM  

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