Saturday, June 20, 2009

No Kill

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for five minutes. Then finally she hangs him. Later they go out and enjoy a wonderful evening together. How is this possible?

- Ryan Lane

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12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

FIRST POST!!! ne way.. not possible

June 20, 2009 12:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She "shoots" a photo. Then holds the paper underwater in her photo lab while it develops. Once the photo is developed, she hangs the photo of him on the wall.

June 20, 2009 12:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Darn, Anonymous number 2! You beat me to it! lol that's what I was gonna put. I totally agree with you. ^-^

June 20, 2009 1:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

shoots him in the foot, holds his body underwater for 5 minutes just not his head, and hangs him by his thumbs. The waiter sees his condition, and is kinda wierded-out by the fact he is having a good time at a restaurant and not in the ER, but still serves them a fantastic meal of roasted poodle, french fries, and foie-gras. The couple go home after the dinner and proceed to make some babies.

June 20, 2009 1:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am the one with the first post. my first time writing that. I agree w/ anonymous 2.

June 20, 2009 1:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you guys have some good answers but its that they are playing video games

June 23, 2009 12:50 AM  
Blogger Joel said...

Three words:
Weekend. At. Bernie's.

June 23, 2009 4:31 AM  
Blogger pramsay13 said...

You are watching someone rewind a film, so in actual fact they go out for dinner, but fall out so the woman tries to hang the man, but only succeeds in making him angry. Then she holds him underwater for 5 minutes but hasn't realised that he is actually David Blane, and 5 minutes is a doddle to him, so she shoots him. end of movie.

June 23, 2009 5:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they played paintball she won.
they went scuba diving.
then they went bungee jumping.

June 23, 2009 9:26 AM  
Blogger kindman said...

there is a lot good solution as all above me said i will talled all a gain
1- she is shoot a photo to him then develop it under developer (water) then hang him(photos) to dry
2- second solution is
she play vedio game with him so she shoot him and hang all this in the game
3- the two are actors they see there movie, she soot him and hang him in the movie, but in real they go out and enjoy a wonderful evening togetheto to celebrate for there new movie
4- they play, she soot him with water gun they diving in Swimming pool for five minutes and finnaly she Swing him.
5-its a carton movie

June 23, 2009 12:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she shoots and misses she puts him under water forgetting he has the world record breath holding world record and the ropes brakes then whike hes unconsiouse they go and eat

June 23, 2009 2:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i agree with comment number two! i was thinking shoot a photo, but i didnt get the water and hanging part, so thx! :)

July 12, 2009 11:54 AM  

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