Riddles
What do they mean ...?
1. What does a duck does when it flies upside down?
2. If all cars in the United States were pink, what kind of flower would the United States be?
3. How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
4. What did George Washington say to his men before they got in their boat to cross the Delaware?
5. Why does Tony the fireman have red suspenders?
6. What's big, green, and loves hot tamales?
7. Where do vampires get their mail?
8. What's Smokey the Bear's middle name?
9. What do you get when you cross a hippo with a jar of peanut butter?
10. What's gray, has four legs, a tail, and a trunk?
Bonus: Where does a 500lb. gorilla sleep?
1. What does a duck does when it flies upside down?
2. If all cars in the United States were pink, what kind of flower would the United States be?
3. How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
4. What did George Washington say to his men before they got in their boat to cross the Delaware?
5. Why does Tony the fireman have red suspenders?
6. What's big, green, and loves hot tamales?
7. Where do vampires get their mail?
8. What's Smokey the Bear's middle name?
9. What do you get when you cross a hippo with a jar of peanut butter?
10. What's gray, has four legs, a tail, and a trunk?
Bonus: Where does a 500lb. gorilla sleep?
posted by Zaux at
3:58 PM
16 Comments:
3. Hold it's nose!
10. Elephant, but doesn't seem to be a riddle.
Bonus: Wherever it feels like sleeping, and do you want to argue with that!
hi Wiz ...
you got .3 and the bonus
I'll add to that:
1. Quacks up.
2. Carnation.
8. the (or he doesn't have one).
4. Don't know about GW so I'll guess he said nothing.
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10- A mouse going on holidays
6. A dragon?
9. A pot-o-mush?
10-a schnauzer on a holiday
5-because he can
6-my brother
1. quack up
2. pick carnation
3. hold his nose
4. last one across is a rotten egg
5. to hold up his pants
6. a big green hot tamale lover
7. vmail
8. the
9. A 5,000 pound sandwich that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
10. elephant
Bonus: where ever he wants
Have them all except 5., 6., and 7.
5. he's a sloppy pizza eater
6. a mexican watermelon
7. at the ghost office
Answers:
1. It quacks up (Chris)
2. A pink carnation (Ragknot)
3. Hold its nose (Wiz)
4. men, get in the boat (Ragknot)
5. he's a sloppy pizza eater (no one)
6. a Mexican watermelon (no one)
7. at the ghost office (no one)
8. the (Chris)
9. a 5000lb. sandwich that sticks to the roof of your mouth (Ragknot)
10. a mouse going on a long trip ( Livonevil)
Bonus. anywhere he wants (Wiz)
thx, I was looking for the answers.
I knew Ghosts got their mail and the Ghost Office, but I didn't know Vampires did. I almost said Ghost Office but I thought Vmail was a better.
enjoyed it
A 500lb gorilla sleeps anywhere it likes, except where the 600lb gorilla wants to sleep.
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