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Posted by trickofmind on June 4, 2010 – 4:47 am

How did the telephone propose to his girl friend?

What shoes do spies wear?

What did the big watch hand say to the little watch hand?

Why do people work as bakers?

Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.

When is the moon not hungry?

How do you make gold soup?

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

When did the fly fly?

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  1. 1. Spyder Said:

    He gave her a ring
    Sneakers
    ??
    To make dough
    To burn time?
    When it’s full
    With 24 carrots
    He wanted to be on time
    The fly flew when he got the flu??

  2. 2. Karl Sharman Said:

    How did the telephone propose to his girl friend?

    What shoes do spies wear?
    SNEAKERS?
    What did the big watch hand say to the little watch hand?

    Why do people work as bakers?
    FOR THE DOUGH (MONEY)?
    Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.
    TO WARM HIS HANDS?
    When is the moon not hungry?
    WHEN IT’S FULL?
    How do you make gold soup?

    Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

    When did the fly fly?

  3. 3. Euclid's Brother Said:

    What did the big watch hand say to the little watch hand?
    =zoom zoom zoom= ??

    Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.
    =To keep it from proposing to it’s girlfriend= j/k

    Why did the man put a clock under his desk?
    =He wanted to do his work over time=

    When did the fly fly?
    =When the spider spied her=

  4. 4. mark Said:

    what did the big watch hand say……SEE YOU IN AN HOUR

  5. 5. lexy Said:

    How did the telephone purpose to his girlfriend?:With a ring.
    What shoes do spies wear?:Sneekers.

  6. 6. Orichee Said:

    How did the telephone propose to his girl friend?
    When it gave her a ring
    What shoes do spies wear?
    sneekers
    What did the big watch hand say to the little watch hand?
    hah!.. im faster than u
    Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.
    to kill time
    When is the moon not hungry?
    when its full
    Why did the man put a clock under his desk?
    to work on time
    When did the fly fly?
    the moment it knew how to use its wings

  7. 7. Dave Said:

    -with a ring
    -sneakers
    -i’ll just be a minute
    -to make lots of dough
    -the recipe said to ‘add thyme’
    -when it’s full
    -with 24 carrots
    -so he would get paid overtime
    -??

  8. 8. Gary Holms Said:

    * Big Hand said to Little Hand:

    Comment: something is fishy here. There’re no Big Hand & Little Hand. Only Long Hand vs Short Hand. And only Skinny Hand vs Fat Hand.

    Answers:
    “Hurry up! I need a helping hand.”
    “We met Big Time.”
    “See you at Noon. We’ll have Bigger Time.”
    “Watch out, young fellow!”
    “Time to tell the difference.”
    “Just a minute! We need an hour.”
    “Nice to meet you, young fellow.”
    “60 minutes are as good as 1 hour.”
    “Time out! You are ahead of me.”
    “Speed up! Please work faster.”

    * Clock in oven:
    A: “The kid wants to raise faster.”
    “The kid is having hard time.”
    “The kid is having big time.”

    * Clock under desk:
    A: I pick “Working Overtime.”

    * When did Fly fly:
    A: “Fly flew when she got out of flu.”
    “Fly flew after she got flu shot.”
    “Dragenfly flew when it’s dry.”
    “Butterfly flew for the butter of flowers.”

    Gary Holms

  9. 9. Timesnap Said:

    1. with a ring
    2. sneakers
    3.see you in an hour
    4.to make dough
    5…. wait a minute. Darn! I’m more than a month late!

  10. 10. xanthe Said:

    i hope that i can find my teddy (cries)

  11. 11. Fireball Said:

    1. with a ring

    2. Sneakers

    3. About time i see you

    4. to bake stuff

    5. To make time burn [go fast]

    6. When it’s full

    7. with 24 carrots

    8. He wanted to do things over time

    9. When i got the flu

  12. 12. vrinda Said:

    what did the big chimney told to the small chimney?

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