My uncle

My Fathers brother knows the score of the game before it even starts how could this be?

Homegrown Riddle

I looked up, down, and all around.
I peeked above, beyond, but it was gone.
Looked for it's bold word , but so absurd.
For now I don't know, if I should go.

It was there, then, but not again.
Those pesky kids struck, with pick-up truck.
Now at their home, it lies, and drivers die
Without the one sign, to keep them fine.


What's this about?

CodyC

Puzzle

Remove five letters from the word below to make the name of a fruit?

PFIIVNEEALEPTPTLERES

-pramsay13

an eggy breakfast

Two fathers and two sons sat down to eat eggs for breakfast. They ate exatly three eggs, each person had an egg. how is this possible?







by:world_pride

a horse race

a wealthy father had 2 sons. each son had 1 horse so when the father died in his will he wrote " all my wealth goes to the son whos horse comes second" . so the brothers started the race but by midday they still hadn't got out of the gate. so a stranger comes by and asks why they are moving so slow so they tell him the story. so the stranger tells them something and they jump on a horse and start racing as fast as they can. what did the stranger tell them?





by:world_pride

A Question

Hey everyone, I'm back. See if you can crack my homemade cipher.

Thew os hti rqaesi uf nhortiit? O khont yua nec rogafi ot uat.

Matthew Lauser

Figure it out

There is a single feature that unites all of these words, can you figure it out

Enumerate
Unoccupied
Onerous
Unusual
Bird

Underwater Talking Apparatus

A revolutionary device Self Contained Underwater Talking Apparatus (SCUTA) was invented, which create a baloon of text of what you speak, much like a comic strip. A lot of people were tested with the invention under water. when a women was tested, the following apeared in the bubble

"itne verra insbu titpo urs"

So what language is she speaking and what country she is from ?

Bigger the Better ?

The bigger it is.
The less you see.
What is it ?

An Old Riddle

As I was going to St Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits;
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
How many were there going to St Ives?

Riddle

The person who pays for it doesn't know it.
The person who owns it doesn't use it.
The person who uses it didn't pay for it.
And the person who loses it pays for it.

-Matthew Lauser

Car Crash

A father and his son are in a car crash.
The father dies but the son lives however needs an operation.
While he is in the operation room the surgeon walks in and and says "i cannot operate on him, he is my son."

How is that possible when the father died in the car accident?

Two stones

There was a king who wished to mary a young women, not suprisingly though she did not wish to marry him. Although he could force the women to marry him ( because he is the king and can marry whoever he chooses) he did not want to make himeself look bad. So he came up with a plan to make it look somewhat fair to his subjects. he was to put two different coloured stones in a pot, one black and one white. the white one meant she did not have to marry him, the black one meant she did. This king however was selfish and wanted her no matter what, so instead of putting two different coloured stones he put two black ones, so no matter what she picked she would have to marry him. On the day she was to pick the stone she found this out.

How can the women avoid marrying the king?

hint: when she picks a stone she is OUTSIDE in front of a small crowd to witness the event

~Misha <3

What am I?

I begin every party,
Come after every ‘Oh’.
Without me pills would make you sick,
And the things you sit on at church would be disgusting.

-Matthew Lauser

What can you do?

What can anybody potentially do at least once in
his lifetime that anybody else cannot do?

-by gilumar-

What is it?

Who makes it will not use it, (Most probably he will use a similar one that someone else made for him)
and who uses it does not see it!
What is it?

-by gilumar-

Car Auction

A man is going to an antique car auction. All purchases must be paid for in cash. He goes to the bank and draws out $25,000.
Since he does not want to be seen carrying that much money, he divides the money between fifteen envelopes labeled 1 through 15. Each envelope contains the least number of bills possible, for example, instead of two tens there would be a twenty, instead of two fives there would be a ten, etc.
At the auction he makes a successful bid of $8322 for a car. He hands the auctioneer envelopes 2, 8, and 14.
After opening the envelopes the auctioneer finds exactly the correct amount.
The amount of money in each envelope is mathematically related to the number on the envelope, with envelope 15 being an exception.

The question is; how many one dollar bills did the auctioneer find in the three envelopes?

-Matthew Lauser

The Urban Riddle

Come near, o men of wisdom, an search you through
my ditty:
Four buried in this rubbish cities fair are lying low,
Search 'till on every line you see stand up a risen city.
'Till walls and arches, terraces and turrets, upward grow.

This is a toughie, lets see if you can find all of the cities in the lines (there are only four, the line below the first doesn't count)

Lost "Love" Story

Four men and and four women are shipwrecked on a desert island. Eventually each one falls in love with each other, and is himself/herself loved by one person. Here are the equations.

David Taylor falls in love with a girl who is, unfortunately, in love with Jon Baker. Evan Jeffrey loves a girl who loves the man who loves Rebecca Russell. Megan Kelly is loved by Carl Duckinson . Rhonda French hates Carl Duckinson and is hated by the man whome Julie Margaret loves.

Who Loves Evan Jeffrey ?

lbs. of Riddle

Forward I am very heavy, backward I am not.

What am I?